Illidan, ILLIDAN! I know you’re lonely, feeling discouraged, no one swiping your Tinder or whatever, but damn man, did you have to freeze my poor monk is this…embarrassing position? Don’t you know you’re going to be a star again next expansion? The green goo is simply OOOooooOOOzing out of your love shack! Those concubines and consorts haven’t just been hanging out filing their nails you know – you’ve had plenty of love in that palace.
Maybe this is a sign, a portent of things to come, that this monk will be fierce in the next expansion, and kick you in the n….squirrel chow.
Bloggers: have you ever taken a screenshot that made you blush?