Category Archives: Guarf
New look, old friends…
Although Guarf has a short-term memory, and may accuse me of otherwise, I did say that I was going to revamp this blog around the New Year. I mention this because my dear dwarf friend did pick up on something I was feeling, and that is blog-envy. He just mistook the wrong one. Dwarfs, right? But I’ll get to the envy in a moment.
The thing is about any of the blog services, be they Google Blogger, or WordPress, Edublogs, etc. their templates are just that: cookie cutters for creativity. To make a blog site truly fit and work with one’s themes there takes a bit of effort. In the past, I have (...see hand? pats self on back...) enjoyed hours of graphic design, technological creative and production, and know many talented souls who also lend a pixel wand or two when I need it. The template I tried yesterday was way too ‘feminine hygiene product’ in my opinion, so I took a bit of time after work, played around with some of the more simple font choices and customizable images (used one of my screen shots for the background), and whipped up this new look. It may not be the one I stay with, but it’ll do, pig.*
But, just like being a guild master, producing and creating technology for my WoW ‘hobby’ is not my real life job, and lately I just haven’t spent time doing those multi-media conquests as I have in the past. (Subtext: I don’t even do them for my real life job anymore: using a tiny, silly HP laptop that drives me bonkers.) For example, since I saw my first great, and horrible, Machinima, I have been wanting to create my own short films. Maybe someday. If I made one, it may be a scene out of The Paladin’s Tale, but that might break my heart.
Guarf sent me this, and it is still one of my favorites:
Recently, the greatest bloggers of Azerothian adventures celebrated The Daily Frostwolf’s two year blog anniversary. I had my own blog-aversary on December 14, 2011–to be honest, I had to look up, just now, when this blog began. Damn, should have bought myself a cake or something.
(Okay, Matty, get to the point, woman!): Since it has been a year since I first started chronicling my misadventures in Azeroth, I have grown to over 12,000 page views (not including my own, although I am sure a few Internet hackers and bots are represented). Here is where the proverbial Green-Eyed Dragon enters the room: not as many comments as I would hope. I implore my dear friends and readers, if you like a story, or drabble, or whatever, and if you have a second to say, “nice story,” or even, “that sucked,” that would be great. Creating anything in a vacuum is, well, just no fun. Guarf will again, justifiably, accuse me of being a needy artist, and he’s most likely right.
Being my flip-floppy self, though, I must say, though I would love a ‘thumbs-up’ on my writing, ultimately, writing this blog has truly served its purposes: it keeps me in touch with game friends who may be absent, taking a break, helped me make new friends, give voice or inspire (a little bit) to new creative souls, and most importantly, helped me work on a craft I have loved since I was a little girl in a judgmental-free zone. How cool is that?
I get to connect with people all over the world:*
*New Zealand is the only country whose pageviews will actually go off my data. I am not kidding. About a week ago it was at 119 pageviews, and it dropped to 117, 115, and now standing at 110. I am seriously wondering if New Zealand is in a space/time vortex of Hobbit Holes where time itself does not bend to the rules of mortals. Good on you, New Zealand. Laws of physics are so overrated!
And, if I didn’t have this blog, I wouldn’t know there were such search phrases as this:
I will leave it up to your discretion to search the other URLs that have “surreal pair of panties.” |
In any case, please keep reading. I am grateful for every little happy dot I get on my map, surreal panties and all.
*I am not calling my readers pigs. Look up your movie references.
Theme Song: Something/The Beatles
Guest Post: Deathwing, or: How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the LFR
Patch 4.3 brought a lot of changes. An updated Darkmoon Faire, new heroic dungeons, and a brand, spanking new raid, Dragon’s Soul. This is the last major content patch of Cataclysm, and none of these things are altogether surprising. Looking back to Wrath, the last patch added new heroics and a raid as well. In lieu of the Faire, there was a new weekly fishing contest! So, really, sounds like much the same, right? Actually there are a lot of differences.
Starting with the new heroics, is it just me, or do they seem really, no, that’s too mild, say rather, exceptionally easy? Yes, there are a couple bosses with ‘trick shot’ mechanics (looking at you, Azshara. You big, blue, beautiful bitch*), but once you crack the code, a group of drunken marmosets can generally stumble their way through to Valor Points and Firelands level gear in 30-45 minutes. For those that remember it, this was certainly not the case with the ICC heroics when they came out (“Halls of Reflection? We’re all going to die!”). More recently, ZA/ZG in their first level 85 incarnation still brings back ugly memories (“Kill the ghosts!” “No, tank the ghosts, kill chains!” “Oh God, so many!”). Well, shucks, I’ve got no problem with free loot and easy Valor. I filled in the couple weak spots in my gear the first couple days (Shoulders, my precious, precious shoulders). By week 3, my alts had amassed enough Valor to get the 2 BoE pieces, and my hunter was in good shape to start raiding….
The Dragon Soul! The last raid of Cataclysm, where we finally put paid to the former Aspect of Earth, Deathwing! Epic, epic battles that will take significant skill and gear to overcome! Or, not. The bosses seem awfully milquetoast (the first few, at least. I’ll grant they ramp up a bit at Ultraxion) for the lieutenants of a demi-god, but that’s just me. I’m OK with that. My guild is semi-casual, with a fair bit of coming and going in the roster, so we generally finish up the last boss in a raid on normal mode just as the next tier arrives. Perhaps we might actually venture into heroic modes for once. Maybe. This one time.
I didn’t raid in Lich King, but as I recall from the chatter, ICC was not easy upon release. Guilds struggled to get things dead for a fair bit of time until a series of gradual nerfs (“to the ground,” as the kids say) made it accessible to essentially anyone. For years, people had been complaining that only a tiny minority of players (“paying customers!”) were actually able to see the entire game. Raid content was accused, correctly, of being locked away from the literally millions of people that play but don’t have 2 or 3 hours uninterrupted play time, 2 or 3 nights a week, during prime time. The ICC nerfs were Blizzard’s response: “Yes, you can see ICC. Months after release. If you can find a PuG. And people aren’t anal about that pesky Gearscore add-on.” It was, in my opinion, a sub-optimal solution.
I think Blizzard agreed, because, now we have a different solution, the brand, spanking new Raid Finder. It slices! It dices! It lets anyone that can manage to earn a fair bit of gear (or cheat it, Mr. Ungemmed, Unenchanted PVP armor guy) see the very latest, first run, premier edition raid content! Just press the button and strap yourself into the queue! SEE the strange and wonderful ping-pong boss! RUN in a circle on a platform in the sky! RIDE the mighty Skyfire to battle along side the Aspects against Deathwing himself! Wow, it’s possible I’ve been spending a bit too much time with the Darkmoon carnies.
But wait, there’s more! “Dragon Soul Lite” will give you 500 Valor Points, and 384/390 gear! Better than Firelands! Nearly on par with the normal version! Get your tier set bonuses! Best of all, we’ve toned down (WAY DOWN) the difficulty, so the aforementioned marmosets can find their way through with minimal herding. Wow! Who wouldn’t want to go?
And therein, I believe, is where our problems begin.
To be continued.
Editor’s Note: I consider myself proud to be among the Drunken Marmoset group.
Story Time: Next Morning
Drabble: Holy man.
Marrtor
The light. A healer. The prayers, the flash, the heal. To aid, to succor. Giving strength, protection. Fortify! Renew! Fallen warrior, illuminated stitching, and whole again. Victory! The shadows overcome, the blood staunched. And yet, the blood, the shadows. The memories! The fields of battle, the blood drawn by my hand. The forbidden words of shadow. Pain. Death! No. The light! But my brother, so brave, so bold. So self-righteous. Paladins, holy warriors indeed. They serve, no doubt, but can they melt formless faces? The form of shadow. The spike, the flay, the fiend. And the horror, yes, the horror.
Theme song, my choice: Holy Man/Beck
from Nacho Libre, one of the greatest examples of the journey of the hero.
Documentary on Joseph Campbell: http://www.findingjoethemovie.com/
(found this link via Sir Ken Robinson )
Flaming Bag Worked!
No “Boo!” or “Argh!” this morning.
Just “OH!”