No, a “Warehouse of Warlocks” is not sexy. I love trying my hand at collective nouns, and Hasteur offered a great suggestion, “A Shadow Council of Warlocks.” However, I need alliteration, though. NEED IT.
If you come up with something better, please, by all means.
A Worship of Warlocks?
A Waxen of Warlocks?
A Wayward of Warlocks?
A Wanting of Warlocks? —Hmmm- this has distinct possibilities, because let me introduce you to my latest self-imposed challenge: a warlock in every race available. Why? Well if you have to ask…
But, of course, I have rules.
I always have rules.
1. They must have red/auburn hair
2. They must all reach level 90 by the end of summer (yes, some cheating allowed by gifts of boosts)
3. They must each have a story written for them.
So, who can join the secret warlock club? Cause when you mix blue and red, you get purple.
Representing Alliance:
Worgen
Humans
Gnomes
Dwarfs
FOR THE HORDE:
Blood Elves
Orcs
Trolls
Goblins
Forsaken
When it comes to Warlocks, somehow all my race biases fall away. Worgen look amazing as Warlocks, and of course Orcs are born to the fel-fire. Does it bother me the Horde Warlocks outnumber the Alliance? Perhaps. I love an even playing field, but alas, warlocks are not about playing fair.
And I will ad this – I totally get my dear friend Tome. When I glance in the mirror and see all the flaws, and the weathering, sometimes I just want to pack it in. Forget the lotion and under-eye concealer! I have a hundred little eyes looking at me every day, searching for signs of stress, and they are my little mirrors: “You look happier today, Miss Matty,” or “Yesterday you seemed grumpy, but today you seem better, less stressed.” Really, I don’t even need mirrors anymore. But I looked up the ‘smile in the mirror ad’ this morning, and came across this parody. Now that made me laugh. My Azerothian characters make me smile, and warlocks most of all. If anyone wants to join me in the “Dressed to the Nines” challenge of sorts, please – BYOI (Bring Your Own Imp).
Sugar&Blood 